Such fruits may be borne by the Angry Marines by, for example, ramming battle barge after battle barge upon the very surface of the world itself. Very often, the resultant fallout of their measures to purge Heresy results not only in the absolute destruction of the world where said Heresy was first detected, but all things within 10 sub-sector radius as well. Should an Inquisitor ever find a planet to be rife with HERESY, the people of that world (as well as many of the adjacent ones) better hope that the nearest Chapter Fleet isn't one from the Angry Marines. Thus most of the Imperium, and indeed the Galaxy at large, doesn't know about them, even though they are not classified as secret in any way, shape, or form. However, due to Rowboat Girlyman accidentally hitting the backspace key when he meant to copy and paste something while typing up the Codex Astartes, the Second Legion was struck from official records, as the Eleventh Legion was. You think you've ever been angry? The most rage you've ever felt is like a minor annoyance compared to what an Angry Marine feels all the time.Īt present, the prevailing belief is that, like the faggoty-ass Pretty Marines, the Angry Marines are a First Founding Chapter and used to be the Second Legion.
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The Angry Marines simply bypass the normal emotional range, allowing them to feel rage to an extent that leaves other Space Marines entirely speechless. Even when not in combat, the Angry Marines are so goddamn angry that even the words of their out-loud speech seem to be made with the CAPS LOCK key left on and with at least three exclamation marks at the end of each sentence.Ī lot of this is due to the fact that Space Marines feel emotions with a strength that normal people cannot even comprehend. The Angry Marines also think that pistols are for faggots who can't hit anything worth a damn, and so these marines rarely go into battle with the traditional pistol+CCW combo, opting instead to engage opponents in mêlée combat. These are detailed in Codex: ANGRY MARINES. They also possess a Titan Legion, which is fully comprised of Angry Titans. These include power heavy bolters (for melee and ranged use), dual power fists, power feet, power bats, power wrenches, 2 by 4 adamantium planks with a nail forced through them and even the Predator Angrinator, a modified version of the Predator Whirlwind artillery tank that fires the Angry Marines themselves directly into the enemy ranks. The Angry Marines employ a variety of weapons notably different to the standard Space Marine arsenal. The current iteration has come a long way since 7th edition, and hopefully won’t be a complete and utter mess. There is a 9th edition Angry Marines codex you can use. Due to this, Angry Marines tend to have low BS (by low, we mean Ork boy low), but have terrifically high WS/S/I, meaning anyone getting into CQC would be utterly annihilated. Angry Marine tactics focus on getting into melee as quickly as possible, and proceeding to bust open several crates of FUCK YOU in the various directions of the Imperium's enemies. They are angry for the Emprah and skittles. The Angry Marines are a popular /tg/ homebrew Chapter of Space Marines, and by far the most famous homebrew to gain fame outside the realm of /tg/. They are not the Alpha Legion they symbolize the fa/tg/uy's love for 40K, as well as rage, which /tg/ has in copious (albeit impotent) amounts. They were in fact created by some guy using the Dawn of War army painter in ye olden days of yore (suspected to be "Angry Joe"). The Angry Marines are, in essence, what would likely happen if /tg/ could magically turn themselves into Spess Mehreens and express their opinions towards certain aspects of the canon of 40K (and people who quote this exact line at the beginning of lore videos on the Angry Marines). "JUST HIT THE FUCKERS!!!" – Chapter Master Temperus Maximus when asked what’s written in the Codex Angry Marines "When angry, count to four when very angry, swear." – Mark Twain "In any society, fanatics who hate don't hate only me - they hate you, too.
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GODMOTHERFUCKINGEMPERORPRAISEDBEHISNAMEDAMMIT!! Imperium ( AND DON'T YOU FUCKING FORGET IT, SHITFAG)
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ANGER CAN NEVER BE QUANTIFIED!!! But somewhere between Space Wolves and Pre Heresy legion.Ĭlose combat and assault with an overwhelming excess of brutality and profanity.